normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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