Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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