I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Sorry my hands just texted you
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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