You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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