Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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