Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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