Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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