wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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