Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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