Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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