I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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