I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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