i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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