We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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