He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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