none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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