Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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