well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Floor bacon is actually really good
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
