That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
