I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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