my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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