sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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