So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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