Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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