so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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