It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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