I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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