Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
All I want is dick and wine.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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