It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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