Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It's just like the Real World with babies
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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