DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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