hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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