is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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