Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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