I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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