Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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