I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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