i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I love black thongs
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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