I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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