He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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