I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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