I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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