yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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