The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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