Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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