Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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