Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
The Olympian is in my bed
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