Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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