Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
