I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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