so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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