ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
it glows. i had to have it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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