A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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