Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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