i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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