Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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