Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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