I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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